Trump’s top 5 VP picks

By , April 4, 2016 7:00 am

I don’t know how this ridiculous column got on my radar – but it purports to discuss the top five potential VP picks for The Donald. I read it even though I know that Top 5 Anything posts are 99.99999% guaranteed to be foolish click bait designed to draw eyeballs and generate ad revenue.

A quick look at the other posts on the site – American Column – tell the story about what sort of BS this site is peddling:

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  • Obama-Voting Welfare Queen Brags About Government Money – ‘Why Should I Work?’ – During Obama’s seven years in office, millions of freeloaders have achieved welfare queen status as they proudly live off the tax dollars of their fellow…

Christie looking uneasy ... or being held hostage  (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)

Christie looking uneasy … or being held hostage (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)

You get the idea. Back to the Top 5 VP picks.

In answer to American Column’s top 5 picks, I’ll give my equally invalid and ridiculous opinion on their picks

Chris Christie – has already ruined his political career by supporting Trump so why not finish it off with a doomed VP spot? I think Christie is at the top of a very short list of people who are either dumb enough or desperate enough to join the Trump ticket
Nikki Haley – never in a million years would she spoil her promising career by getting Trump stank all over it. Haley has an honest to goodness political career and is going places. One place she is definitely not going is on a Trump ticket
Susana Martinez – I don’t know much about her but on first blush she doesn’t seem crazy enough to spoil her perfectly good career
Herman Cain – As a teaparty activist Cain definitely has sufficent “crazy” to be on a Trump ticket. I’d put him on a short list.
Scott Brown – I don’t think he’s desperate enough to join a doomed ticket but you never know. Brown is a moderate and I doubt he’d want to sully his legacy with a Trump VP slot.

There you have folks – proof that any idiot with a text editor can put stuff on the Internet.

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